Wednesday, November 25, 2009

And then it happened...


WE RELEASED THE SOCK PUPPET MUSIC VIDEO!!!! The release came quicker than expected, much like most of our sex lives. However, it was a good kind of quick,- like when you sober up in the middle of banging a Blonde Black tranny but you already paid the pimp when you were wasted and she's really proud of her work, so there's NO WAY you can just quit and get out of there. You just have to be quick about it and everybody else wins. Bah. Eddie understands me.

Have you ever seen a pic of Alex and just said, "What the Fuck?"

So we are completely grateful and pumped that the views of our video are coming along nicely! The video has gotten around 700 views in 48 hours! For us that is a great accomplishment. It does not come without a price, as we have all been putting in a bunch of extra time into getting it out to the people. We are proud of it and we hope that everybody enjoys it safely in the comfort of their own bathroom. This way there are no messes upon loss of bowel control AND function.

In the previous blog, Jason had written that the newest completed song(#4 out of 5) was to be titled "If it wasn't for those Damn Yanks..." This would be incorrect as the lyrics did not fit the topic we were going for. It was supposed to be revolved around Captain Jack Churchill but the lyrics came out from the view point of a completely war crazed individual that not only excels in the battlefield, but is married to war. So, officially the song shall be named F.U.B.A.R.B.Q.
Uh-huh, that's right.

The 5th and final song of our EP has broken ground on the writing, but we still have some work to do before we can call it done. We hope to be recording in December. Of course the sooner we can record the better, HOWEVER; we will NOT sacrifice the quality of the song in order to "crank it out faster". We would not short change you, Villains. Oh no, not a snowballs chance in hell. We do it all for you.

In other news, Mike and myself are driving up to Raleigh, North Carolina on this Sunday to go see Vital Remains performing live! Our good buddy Eddy Hoffman from Cancer Whore has been the touring drummer of theirs this current tour. He's doing a great job and we are excited to see him. Pictures next blog I write fer sure!

Happy Thanksgiving to everybody, we will post more very soon to keep you updated!!!
Gobble Gobble bitches!

Sleep tight,
Dennis

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Space Only 2024

I'm just doing some early polling...who would vote for a presidential candidate running on a space only platform in 2024? Preliminary surveys amongst members of QTV suggest a landslide victory.

So it's been over a month since our last update. In our defense, time is flying by at an incredible rate. Also, we have a lot going on. It seems like we finish a new song every time we post. "Choking a Sloth" is officially done and was well received at our last show. We now submit "If It Weren't For Those Damn Yanks..." as our next masterpiece in the making.

The video for SPV is taking shape. We had an official pre-production meeting last night on the sound stage. If you can tell what the hell is going on in these photos I applaud you. It's almost better that they came out like this so the surprise isn't ruined. Mike is not only a blast beat machine, but apparently he's also an abstract photographer. There is no hyperbole at play here when I say that this may be one of the most brutal, bizarre, hilarious, and well produced music videos ever. We should have it posted all over the internet by the end of the month.

So here's the near future timeline for QTV:
-Nov 16th and 17th - Shoot SPV video
-Late Nov - Await edit of SPV video. Finish writing songs four and five for EP.
-Dec - Release and distribute SPV video. Record our new EP, Regicide.
-Jan - Release and distribute Regicide. Overhaul internet presence. Book shows with a new intensity. Unveil new shirt designs, etc...

So, we have a lot to do between now and the end of the year and a lot to be excited about. Back to work!

-jason